Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Shite



Shit is an English word that is usually considered vulgar and profane in Modern English. As a noun it refers to fecal matter (excrement) and as a verb it means to defecate or defecate in; in the plural ("the shits") it means diarrhea. Shite is also a common variant in British English and Irish English. As a slang term, it has many meanings, including: nonsense, foolishness, something of little value or quality, trivial and usually boastful or inaccurate talk, or a contemptible person. It may also be used as an expression of annoyance, surprise, or anger, and has other usages as well.

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

A Saucerful of Secrets

A Saucerful of Secrets is the second studio album by English rock group Pink Floyd. It was recorded at EMI's Abbey Road Studios on various dates from August 1967 to April 1968. It is both the last Pink Floyd album on which Syd Barrett would appear and the only studio album in which all five band members contributed.

Sunday, 31 October 2004

Dubya's Acceptance Speech


There were rumours that Karl Rove wanted to get David Frum back in to do Dubya's acceptance speech. I said he'd probably have three months to fine tune it, but they decided they wanted one for Tuesday just in case.

Frummie was obviously too busy doing bits and bobs for the BBC. Anybody would've thought the UK was the key swing state in this whole shaboodle. So me and George spent a bit of time tweaking and fettling a few old speeches to find the best bits.

The fuckers will never know.

Thursday, 21 October 2004

Imagine There's No Greater Common Populous


Take a look at my profile pic and tell me if I look like Casey fucking Casem.

I've just had an email off Amanda Somebody-or-other:

Hi, my name is Amanda. We have spoken in the past regarding A
Perfect Circle's video, "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm
of the War Drum." We have just received their brand new video
for "Imagine," originally written by John Lennon. The video is yet
another searing piece of political commentary highlighting the
injustices and atrocities that currently plague the greater common
populous.

Click on any of the following to watch “Imagine” off A Perfect
Circle’s album eMOTIVe. We are offering these links for you to
post on your site.

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/virg001/a_perfect_circle/video/emot
ive/imagine_w_interview_hi.asx?siteid=saucerfulofsh

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/virg001/a_perfect_circle/video/emot
ive/imagine_w_interview_lo.asx?siteid=saucerfulofsh

http://boss.streamos.com/real/virg001/a_perfect_circle/video/emotiv
e/imagine_w_interview_hi.ram?siteid=saucerfulofsh

http://boss.streamos.com/real/virg001/a_perfect_circle/video/emotiv
e/imagine_w_interview_lo.ram?siteid=saucerfulofsh

A Perfect Circle's new album, eMOTIVe, featuring both tracks, will
be released on election day, November 2.We appreciate all your
efforts in supporting the bands message and music, in this crucial
electoral climate.

Thanks,
Amanda


I don't recall any Amanda but then again I'm normally three sheets to the wind. Also, when I'm a touch inebriated I'll promise any foxy lady anything - well she doesn't have to be that foxy, or even a girl come to think of it so long as I get me a booty grind. I'm fully aware they're justing using me to get to Dubya.

Well I can assure you I'm not about to play him this turgid lump of turd. We'll have to double the fucker's medication. The first twenty seconds is an interview with some bald twat wearing NHS specs bemoaning the fact that it won't get played on any mainstream media due to "the decline of the western civilisation - the 1984, Orwellian scenario that we're living in."

For fuck's sake - When John Lennon wrote Imagine did you see him droning inanely about Orwellian scenarios?

No. He bared his arse and went to bed for a week.

Anyway, for those of you wishing to get your shit through to Dubya, at least have the decency to try and bribe me with cash, nude pictures or a pair of used panties.